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False Positive ATH

Finding out you do not have the condition of natural Athleticism, through being thoroughly beat in a sport that someone has no foundation of how to play that sport.
Even though Felix has dedicated years to golf he tragically figured out he has False Positive ATH error, when he played a round with Ian Fleckman, who has never played golf before and shot a course record.
by Major King Kong October 19, 2023
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Positives

Her ass has herpes, I bet she on Meet Positives tryn to get more herpes.
by Myshitiches July 25, 2017
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The angler position

A sex position when a male sucks the dick of a trap. The male bites the dick like an angler fish would.
I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to do the angler position again after last night
by Bob McVagene March 8, 2019
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A negative times a negative is a positive

1) When two negative number multiply, a positive number is the outcome.

2)Poor behavior punished leading to a positive outcome
-2 x -2 = 4
y = (-x)(-x)

After talking nonstop shit (negative) Jayjay got his teeth knocked from his mouth (negative) now he knows when to shut the fuck up and keep his damn mouth closed (positive). Looks like a negative times a negative is a positive.
by Grimgold April 21, 2019
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bunny position

Woman (or man no judgement) sits on their partners lap facing them with their arms resting limply on their partners shoulders (like a bunny hence its name). This manoeuvre is completed with vigorous quick paced bouncing on your partners dick, enduring to clap those cheeks .
Person 1: honey what’s there to watch on tv tonight?

person 2: nothing sweetie

Person 1: oh darn.....I guess to pass the time you could rearrange my guts? Wanna do the bunny position so hard I get a haemorrhage

Person 2: sure I could use a quick hop
by Datbunnydude September 11, 2020
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PLATE-LUNCH POSITIVE

When you’re so sure of something, you’re willing to settle it by betting a Plate-Lunch.
Joe-Shmo: Bruh, You sure you know where you going?
Braddah-man: Cuz, I’m plate-lunch positive. This is my stomping grounds!
by WunEyeFricka January 22, 2024
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weirdest sex positions

A black individual sucking a man off with a reach around from a spider monkey
Man those weirdest sex positions was wild last night
by Mr hands 2 October 25, 2022
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