Easy Bake Oven

An insult to call someone when they have an easy task but make it extremely complicated to the point where it’s not worth doing

Man, we were playing scrabble and they put endometriosis off of dome.

What an Easy Bake Oven

by BlueGoatKid February 22, 2019

Dutch Oven Blaster

When you’re alone farting under a blanket but then someone lifts up the blanket and gets blasted in the face by your stench

“Man, I was letting them rip in bed last night and then Brent tried to get under the covers and got hit so hard by my Dutch Oven Blaster that he gagged!”

by Gilbra DeCaturd September 3, 2021

fart oven

When you close up the doors and windows of a car and fart as much as you can.

Wtf is that smell? ah shit dude did you just create a fart oven?

by Creepy stalker in your closet March 18, 2017

Down oven

The act of entrapping noxious fart(s) underneath a down comforter, which allows for the build up of odor until the comforter is lifted by an unsuspecting partner; releasing the aforementioned odor into their face. In effect a time lapsed or extended Dutch oven.

I had been farting sporadically for an hour or so, when I rolled over and lifted the comforter and he realized the full force of my down oven.

by crock pot betty November 25, 2011

You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024

Double oven

A euphemism for lesbian sex

She havin' herself some Double Oven

by adsm80 November 25, 2018

Dutch oven

Something you'll never get. A pussy.

See that beta over there? He aint ever gonna get no dutch oven

by coolio456 July 23, 2022