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pine county fair

The ultimate county fair experience north of Antarctica. Located in pine city mn this white trash derby haven represents a national holiday for anyone within the county.
COUSIN 1"I was in the derby at the pine county fair, wanna fuck?"
COUSIN 2 "shit yeah!!"
by Rufuer June 23, 2016
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Sedgwick County Zoo

A zoo located in the city Wichita, in the county of Sedgwick.
Hey, lets go to the Sedgwick County Zoo!
by SUPERCOOLBEANSDUDE July 5, 2016
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Roane County Reacharound

When a creepy dude comes up behind you and grabs your goods.
David gave that dude a Roane County Reacharound, so the dude punched him in the junk.
by williec29 March 22, 2014
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Stepford County Railway

A British railway simulator game on ROBLOX that's actually pretty cool gameplay-wise, however due to frequent spammers and trolls, as well as poor community management, the game often receives somewhat of a negative reputation.
Person 1: What's your favorite ROBLOX game? Mine is Stepford County Railway
Person 2: get the fuck away from me
by zvcxasdfkwyrio June 17, 2022
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Lee County, Fl

A shit county smack in the middle of an even shittier state, Florida, the United States's Syphilis ridden penis. The residents, aka the dirty fucking pubic crabs, and their government, a bunch of circus clowns on methamphetamines, together make this county an absolutely unbearable place to live.

Let me give you some demographics:

As of writing this we have 740,000 residents.

Of those residents:

- 400,000 are cousin fucking rednecks whose idea of dressing up is putting on some stained hepatitis infested shorts, a shitty camo shirt (even though they haven't hunted a day in their life), and beat up leather boots covered in cow shit.

- 300,000 are entitled old drunks who think that they are big shit because they drive a crappy 1992 Audi with 200,000 miles. These people have created their own language similar to Groot's in which they say two phrases with various tones in order to convey their thoughts. These phrases are "I want to see your manager!" and "Fuck n***gers." Learn this language and you will unlock the key to decoding their dementia fueled thoughts.

- All the rest are the rare few people who are actually sufferable.

As far as things to do, there aren't really that many things to do in Lee County that don't make you want to give a blowjob to a shotgun. Some things that come to mind are shooting up heroin, abusing prescriptions, and swimming in the toxic cesspool that is the Gulf of Mexico. That's basically it...
Lee County, Fl is an awful place to live.
by Anon7484859291 July 12, 2019
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Bibb County Alabama

Bibb county is a small town that traps everyone. Our whores think they are better than everyone, our junkies run the city and our jocks are gay bitches. Everyone knows your business and everyone always starts something. Bibb has the worst reputation and one of the highest suicide rates. Full of idiots.
Damn I used to live in Bibb County Alabama that shit SUCKED
by Bibb county drop out squad October 14, 2019
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county line

The place in the center of a book where the pages meet.
Bill: "Hey Joe! Will you sign my yearbook?"
Joe: "YEAH!"

(writes "I'm the first person to sign your County Line!")
by smking59 May 25, 2009
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