“We’re taking you two on holiday”
“Oooooh where to daddy??”
“Florida”
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“But… what about Mickey Mouse??”
“Oooooh where to daddy??”
“Florida”
“Drop us round Grandma’s and go by yourself you fat cunt”
“But… what about Mickey Mouse??”
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