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A fuck around and find out noodle

dude 1: do you see that snake? do you think it's venomous?

dude 2: i don't know that's why I call them A fuck around and find out noodle, but i am not dumb enough to be the one to fuck around and find out.

dude 1: Cool, I'm going to touch it.

dude 2: ok don't come to me when you fuck around and find out whether that noodle is venomous or not.
1. Synonym for noob and newb when you don't know which of the two it is.

2. Player who acts brainless in an online skill-based game.

3. Player who is NOT part of the vital few. See also Pareto principle or the 80-20 rule.
In public servers it can usually be said that:
20% of players in a team count for 80% of the win.
80% of players in a team count for only 20% of the win.
Those 80% are noodles.

Origin: Noob --> Nood --> Noodle
Some languages' speakers have difficulties pronouncing noob or newb. To make the words flow better, the word is changed to nublar, noodel, noedel, nuddle, noodle...
Alf: That pubstar is roadkilling all my noodles
Ben: It's their fault for not thinking when they cross the street

Charlie: Man, their team sucks so bad
Dan: Yeah, they're all noodles

Ed: We need 50 kills to win and I got 15!
Frank: You're not a noodle then!
noodle by Don Zardeone August 1, 2009
ANDREA PAIGE DILLON.

WHEN YOU ARE WET AND YOU WILL GO FOR ANYONE THAT IS THERE.
ANDREA PAIGE DILLON IS A NOODLE
Sending semi provocative photos with a funny caption
Guy 1: hey send noodes
Guy 2: ok just send memes first
noodes by itsBrennanXing January 30, 2017

Loose Noodle 

A piece of snot, or booger that is suspended in one's nostril by nose hairs.
Gavin never really had good luck with hot women, but then again, he never checked for loose noodles before the first date.
Loose Noodle by Stevie Y August 9, 2005

Spaghetti noodle boy 

A tall lanky boy who is usually a bit of a cunt they are also sometimes racist homophobic and sexist they tend to have three outfits and a nicotine addiction even though they are some of the worst people ever you usually have a huge crush on them ,they can also be nice but most of the time there not
Omg he is so fit I just want to fuck him so bad honestly spaghetti noodle boy are so my type