ass mopper

a person that visits the restroom in between shits and uses wet wads of toilet paper to clean his ass

I caught blair in the mens room. He is a known ass mopper.

by patrickdiddy April 29, 2009

Ass Family

Smart Ass
Wise Ass
Jack Ass
Lazy Ass
Dumb Ass

You must be part of the Ass Family!

by MrBitchin May 30, 2014

ass pests

Anything living that does not belong in your ass, including insects, arachnids or snakes.

My father tended to seek out the higher-end and therefore very well-maintained campgrounds that would be less likely to have ass pests.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2021

ass on table

1) Forgetting something extremely important

2) Screwing up

3) Messing up

Jason: Wow I don't have my car keys..

Ernie: WDF ASS ON TABLE DUDE!

by Borntwopk December 12, 2013

snowy ass

Having dry cum in your ass

My girl friend got snowy ass last night after sex.

by Tyman16 March 9, 2015

ass moth

ass moth
A guy that wants to get laid so badly he hovers around any type of female, much like moths hover around a flame. Much like moths, he is consistantly rebuffed by the object of his desire.

Mike: Yo, I saw Sven hanging around the sorority house again.

Andy: That guy is such an Ass Moth.

Both: haha

by Exmar May 17, 2008

Ass Tater

When you shit a huge fat oblong turd that feels like you just passed a huge Idaho russet potato out of your ass hole.

Braaaaaahhh. I'm still gaping from that ass tater. That son of a bitch hurt.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017