Holy Crap

The contense of God's toilet.
Something you get detention for saying.
An exclamation.

Father Tenneant, does God make holy craps?
Holy crap, that's a lot of homework! DETENTION, YOUNG LADY!!

by Highly Functioning Pancake May 9, 2015

crap attack

to take a crap in a persons indoor garbage can and not tell them about it, letting it stink up their room

Steve was mad that Mark drank his beer, so he went into his room and gave him a crap attack while he was gone

by S c o t t January 3, 2009

x-crap

You say all these names that X-Box should have been called... make up your mind, pindickhead.

Sony Roolz's mom's name is X-Crap.

by Republican Nazi September 29, 2003

what the crap?

What the crap? You can't define "What the crap?", it's just there. Holy crap!

The car has exploded and everyone has survived, but the car is totalled.

What the crap?

:(

by Stephanie May 10, 2004

crap hazard

the act of sucking terribly at life; having to do with violent anal squirks arroused from unnecessary contact do to incertion of the anus.

1) kelsey is a crap hazard becasue she can't give a hand job.

2) the hobo smelled like a crap hazard.
(the homo smelled like a crap hazard.)

by Jeffrey V. from VA April 6, 2005

crap-a-dooly

Same as crap used as a adjective, only less intensive. Kids can use this word and not get in trouble.

Man, I missed the bus. Crap-a-dooly!

Crap-a-dooly that car is fast!

by Dyl pickle June 29, 2006

crap-tastical

absolutely anything that is outstandingly pants

man, this lesson is crap-tastical

by marmite January 27, 2006