Sir Christopher Bartholomew The Third Jr

A man with honour and great humility

whos that?
bro, its Sir Christopher Bartholomew The Third Jr, show some fucking respect you donkey
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by lezgoo September 23, 2021

Sir Sic

A "new low for atheism." Quite the handsome, famous, and good at the sex individual. He owns all your whisk(e)y, kills hoomans for sport, and laughs at the dumbest ones.

While he plans to destroy all of humanity, Sir Sic is usually too drunk to put his plan into action.

by beansmarcus March 20, 2025

Sir Pumpernickel

Sir Pumpernickel is a pretentious guy that makes a failed attempt at trying to appear "cool" to others. More commonly known as a "show off".

*Donny, a guy that loves beating women, sells some pink shirts for breast cancer awareness day*

Lizzy Jean: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there. I'll bet he thinks he is important.

by Box Worm November 25, 2019

Sir Bottomslayer

Legendary knight famous for attacking people from behind. It is said this is how mankind developed cracks in their buttocks.

Here is an example of Sir Bottomslayer being used in a sentence.

by Sir Bottomslayer August 13, 2020

Sir-Charles

A three-pointer, as per chess, as per a knight.

Steph Curry just chucked ANOTHER Sir-Charles.

by sukadog January 16, 2025

Sir Dexter Winston Himself

he is a nigardly bastard child

Sir Dexter Winston Himself did a backflip into jo mama trex style

by TyronesVienyMEat February 16, 2025

Sir Fucktard

Sir Fucktard is a person who will fuck anything up by just being associated with a situation. This includes relationships, work activities, social activities and life in general. Sir Fucktard plays them self up to be the most privileged asshole around and you are always beneath them. They also will fuck up your work day with incompetence and laziness. In social aspects, Sir Fucktard gets eye rolls at the bar and people tend to flee them like a wet fart.

1. Sir Fucktard just ruined my weekend by not doing his daily systems maintenance.. asshole. 2. This guy just tried to hit on me at the bar but his douche bag vibe came off like a Sir Fucktard.

by EmailTechSupport July 21, 2017