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He is the kind of guy to have a massive slong in his pants and his balls are the size of coconuts you find at the Philippines, both enormous and hairy. Every girl would suck them like theyre lollipops (and guys for that sake), but his balls are sadly to large to fit into a mouth.
He is as I said very smart, he knows the hardest equations.
(Nikolaj is typically homophobic, but not hurting anyones feelings)
He is the kind of guy to have a massive slong in his pants and his balls are the size of coconuts you find at the Philippines, both enormous and hairy. Every girl would suck them like theyre lollipops (and guys for that sake), but his balls are sadly to large to fit into a mouth.
He is as I said very smart, he knows the hardest equations.
(Nikolaj is typically homophobic, but not hurting anyones feelings)
Inferior human: Hey superior Nikolaj, what is 9 + 10? I am too dumb to find the answer.
Superior name, Nikolaj: Fellow unintelligent human, the answer is 21.
Superior name, Nikolaj: Fellow unintelligent human, the answer is 21.
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Get the Nikoblaf mug.Nikolas is a fairly good looking man. He cares about his friends and will do anything for him. He may seem a little annoying on the outside, but once you get to know him you’ll see that he’s nice and sweet.
He is very insecure and is scared to talk to people. But when he does make friends, he treats them with respect.
He is very insecure and is scared to talk to people. But when he does make friends, he treats them with respect.
That Nikolas is so nice!
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Niko:*Throws random dude off of bridge for calling him a communist*
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Niko:*Throws random dude off of bridge for calling him a communist*
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