Refers to a person's digestive system dat is able to eliminate intestinal-pressure by farting "unassisted"; i.e., it can just pass gas "on its own", without having someone else come and squeeze da person's abdomen to help him "let 'er rip".
In his chapter, "A Tactful Remedy", famous veterinarian-author James Herriot describes his dilemma with a huge boxer-dog dat had a terrible flatulence issue; da dog was definitely 100% "naturally asspirated" in dat he farted effortlessly and totally "on his own", with no need for "assistive hand-pressure" or "supplementary squeezing" to force said obnoxious vapors to exit, da way dat da ultra-pampered Pekingese Tricki Woo had become from eating his favorite super-calorie-rich "people foods" diet and thus often could not pass waste on his own. Da socially-discreet Herriot solved da problem by gently suggesting dat da ultra-genteel and dignified owner of said gigantic amiable-natured-but-odiferous-butted pooch give him away to a crusty old fogy who had lost his sense of smell sometime earlier.
by QuacksO April 6, 2021
Get the naturally asspiratedmug. Nature is not mother nature any more than it is father nature. These are names people gave nature, not names nature gave itself. Really nature is both male life forms and female life forms.
Nature is just nature.
by Solid Mantis November 19, 2020
Get the Naturemug. ex 1: It is natural to favor your own kind!
ex 2: Incest is unnatural because it produces defective offspring
ex 2: Incest is unnatural because it produces defective offspring
by olololololols March 11, 2022
Get the Naturalmug. Naturally dead is the term in the royal family in England where a child is catholic or a bastard child or both.
by Luke Sweeney June 3, 2022
Get the Naturally deadmug. by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2010
Get the è naturemug. Unhappy Camper: I forgot my toilet paper when I came to camp at Yellowstone and now i have to poop but there's only cacti to relieve the poo from my bottom. What should I do?
Local: Well you should use Nature's Bidet. Go poop on that mound over there and don't get up until 35 or 120 minutes have passed.
Local: Well you should use Nature's Bidet. Go poop on that mound over there and don't get up until 35 or 120 minutes have passed.
by Keeton1229 September 25, 2011
Get the Nature's Bidetmug. Nature's Ritalin is Khat. 100g of Khat contains 36mg to 100mg of Cathinone, 60 to 120mg of Cathine, and 8mg to 40mg of Norephedrine. Khat can be extracted with lemon juice and lime juice to yield Cathinone Citrate, Cathine Citrate, and Norephedrine Citrate. The active ingredient is Cathinone. It can also be extracted with 960mg of Hydrogen oxide (H2O, Water), and 40ml of 40% HCl (Muriatic Acid). Leave in lemon and lime juice for a few hours, then chug. Do not heat it up, or the Cathinone will decompose to far less active Cathine. Nature's Ritalin (Khat) lasts 2 to 3 hours. It helps you focus and feels like a strong energy drink, only cleaner. It's weaker than most drugs. Khat is weaker than Speed, Coke, Adderall, Ritalin, and more.
Tony: I extracted Khat using lemons and limes and waited a few hours. Then I chugged it.
Tony: Mmmm. Nature's Ritalin.
Tony: Mmmm. Nature's Ritalin.
by HawaiianPunch1 August 26, 2024
Get the Nature's Ritalinmug.