field mouse

when you have the unfortunate luck of being hung like a field mouse

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House Mouse

"Better move that fucking contraband. First Sergeant's house mouse just saw you shove it underneath there."

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A pet cat that's acting silly or hyper, but not in a bad or destructive way like a rat monkey.

Having fed kitty some catnip, Susan enjoyed watching the purring monkey mouse rolling around on the floor ecstatically.

monkey mouse by xyz April 19, 2005

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1. A term used to describe someone who lacks intelligence
2. One who is RETARDED

Person 1: Deeeeeeeerrrrrpyderpppp
Person 2: Shut up, DooDoo Mouse...

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George: "hey guys!"
Karl, Dream, Sapnap: "hey!"
Quackity: "hey!"
......

Everyone: Mickey Mouse Stream

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A dumbass mouse that only 2 year olds like and if you like him then you're 2.

the use of a tampon up the ass to catch any remnants of the ol' hershey squirts.

after frequent visits to the can, i just decided to brown mouse the remaining effort.

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