moist

good; used when describing your feelings about a person, place, or thing in a positive light. A funny definition of good.

My car is really moist., Wow! Your girlfriend is really moist., That movie was incredibly moist., (first guy)Hey dude, how ya' hangin'? (second guy) Still moist, man., (First chick) How was your date last night girlfriend? (second chick) He was sooo moist!

by Greg Stanforth, first used "moist" as "good" in 1982 July 24, 2008

Moisha

A small defensive creature from the small beaches of South America. Looks like small bear cub with a fierce battle cry. Their only use is for their expensive back sides which sell for 30,000 a pound.

the moisha fell down the stairs.

by MUCKDUCK431 October 18, 2010

Moist

When you are out trying to have a good time and begin to think about the suckiness of relationships and men in general and it starts getting you down. Moist is a code word to remind a friend to snap out of it

"Lets go drink some beer and dance guys!"
" No Im thinking of that fucker from last weekend who never called! "
STOP BEING MOIST and get yo freak on

by I just wanna dance October 30, 2009

moist

darryl's asshole

darryl's ass is 'moist'

by anonymous April 7, 2003

man moist

Occurs when a man gets excited at the prospect of something gratifying, usually gay man love; the rectum begins to seep strange boy-fluids in anticipation.

"Ooooh, big daddy, stooooop it, you're making me man moist."

by Jesse Martin February 10, 2005

Moises

A guy that is very cute but is gay. He doesn't seem gay at first but then when you have a conversation with a Moises you will realize how gay he is. A lot of girls will have a crush on a Moises without knowing that he is gay. FEMALES DO NOT DATE A MOISES, YOU WILL ONLY REALIZE THAT HE IS GAY AND BE HEARTBROKEN.

I used to have a crush on him, but then I realized that he was a Moises

by OH YEEESSSS PAPI February 12, 2019

moistrous

A word used only by complete idiots to describe conditions that are damp. (Mo)

Last night I felt very moistrous

by jonny May 17, 2004