Midget

The act of being really short

Dang Novo is now the midget of our group he’s rly short

by Novosabitch July 12, 2022

midget beater

male that constantly beats his meat with a penis under 1 inch in length

Brandon is a midget beater

by Jacob eat June 25, 2018

Midget

A person who is small for his/her age and quite annoying. Often said to smaller men who are plain stupid.

"Look at ya! Midget" Care to get any taller?"

by equinox_07 April 18, 2018

metal midget

When you feel like you should have kept quite when you opened up to someone and you feel small and vulnerable

I was in counselling the other day but it just made me feel like a metal midget and didn't help.

by Your mother is a sex addict November 20, 2022

Midget Supremacist

A midget supremacist is a little person that believes that little dwarves like himself are being opressed by large people and they hate biggers.

If you ever see a midget supremacist, you can punt them across a football field if they call you a "bigger".

"I HATE BIGGERS!!!"

-Words of a midget supremacist

by thefatty_Blow January 25, 2025

Midget Theory

The theory that there is only one midget in the entire world.

John: Hey Bobby! Have you heard of Midget Theory?

by MidgetTheorist June 21, 2021

Midget among dwarfs

Just posting this definition to point out that the expression predates Family Guy by decades, having at least appeared in Paul Schrader's 1971 essay "Notes on Film Noir".

Ralph Meeker, in his best performance, plays Hammer, a midget among dwarfs.

by schraderpaul April 1, 2022