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Spit on a midget day.

Today is your lucky day. Don't know why?
It is because today you kan spit on any midget at his/hers face. Make sure to spit twice if the midget is named Zack.
"I've always wanted to spit on a midget, OH My! It's spit on a midget day. How nice.

Time to go and spit on my friend Zack, cause he is a horny motherfucker.
by Fluffyseat October 21, 2019
mugGet the Spit on a midget day.mug.

Midget

Madison that all I need to say they are so small they can't reach Adians dick.
Madison is a midget so she's to short to suck Adians dick.
by Escibar May 27, 2022
mugGet the Midgetmug.

Midget

I’m a midget If you need £3 meal deals just hit me up libbypaton1
by Tesco for life September 5, 2019
mugGet the Midgetmug.

Jesses midget play date

A play house invented by Jesse and the family. Sadly was not improved because some midgets were offended.
Wanna go to Jesses midget play date? Hear he’s the mascot.
by Jacksueylolsi December 15, 2021
mugGet the Jesses midget play datemug.

Midgetate

To make small, like a midget. A close synonym of the word mitigate, which it is frequently confused with.
A: "We need to midgetate this problem!"
B: "Don't you mean mitigate?"
A: "No, the problem needs to be ensmalled, like a midget."
by Willybobjonas123 August 1, 2022
mugGet the Midgetatemug.

The Midget wrench

The Midget wrench is the act of beating off as a miget
Have you seen Carl around yeah I saw that tiny perverted fuck on the can doing the midget wrench
by Pluto nigga September 10, 2019
mugGet the The Midget wrenchmug.

midget brown

A short athlete that is colorblind and there grandma is a pirate
Oh my look at how cute that midget brown is
by Grandma mo May 13, 2022
mugGet the midget brownmug.

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