I like torturing midgets

A grown man who likes having sex with midgets.

I like torturing midgets Is a definition in the texting world.

by WBAP December 12, 2021

Uppity Midgets

Noun: When a group of midgets cannot reach an item they link together forming a 9 ft. tall mega midget. This event may also occur when attacked.

Harold: "Dude you won't believe what I saw at the grocery store yesterday."
Duff:"whatd you see man?"
Harold: "A bunch of little people couldn't reach a jar of peanut butter so they performed the Uppity Midgets dance"

by Cuntismyword September 3, 2019

Midget Digit

When you need to take life one step at time.

I want the large butt plug, but first I'll have to midget digit.

by Pineapple River September 20, 2021

iron midget

a hot midget who wrestles day in and day out gets the girls and the money

man i wish i was an iron midget

by iron midget March 30, 2009

raging midget

When your in a public place and suddenly you see a beautiful lady, you start feeling the raging midget get the best out of you! And not yourself, the raging midget wants the lady more than you can think.

Ugh, I seen this fine lady at the dollar general and my raging midget started too irritate me by seeing her!

by anonymous December 9, 2020

fat horny nigga muslim midget

a small person who likes to steal and eat tikka masala and does not pay child support.

who stole and ate my tikka masala?

oh, ofcourse it was the fat horny nigga muslim midget

by ARNA HÓLM September 26, 2023

Midgetous

A person who is shorter than average but not meeting the specific criteria for being classified as a midget, may be described as having below-average height or being on the shorter side of the height spectrum. "Short stature" or "below-average height".

That guy is almost a midget! The word midgetous makes sense.

by Glydo December 22, 2023