midget

One who is less than 5 feet, 7 inches tall.

I am 5'6 7/8". I think I'm going to go kill myself

by I hate college November 4, 2004

Midge

ugliest thing you have ever seen
creation much like Frankenstien
ewww

"Damn look at midge"

by Mike Manders February 15, 2005

Two midgets and my grandma

This is a damn good night. Its one of those nights that turns in to a story that you can tell at work and have people hanging off your every word.

O my sweet Jesus last night was Fucked. This moring i woke-up With
two midgets and my grandma

by Psycosmoke April 20, 2005

midget

The term used for shorter people without actually being a medical position. There is also freak midgets which are not tall enough to be average and not short enough to be midget.

162cm and below - Midget
163cm - 169cm - Freak Midget
170cm + Average etc.

H: Ha Ha Donald is a midget!
D: Ha Ha Ha Harold is a freak midget!
H: Touche.

by (pro'n Cass-I) August 12, 2007

Wrestling the Midget

slang for male masterbation (jerking off, beating the bishop, roughing up the suspect, shaking hands with the governor, etc.)

Man 1: Hey, did you bang that girl you went out with last night?

Man 2: Oh yeah.

Man 1: What happened?

Man 2: After dinner, we went back to my place. After a few drinks, I figured she was good to go. So I whipped my dick out and started wrestling the midget right in fromt of her.

Man 1: What did she do?

Man 2: She got turned on, started flicking her bean and the rest is history.

Man 1: (Nodding with approval) Nice...

by dcf68 June 26, 2006

midgetous

exceptional, very, incredible, ridiculous, awesome, extreme

1)wow, dude! that building is midgetously huge!

by cannibalism is good :) October 11, 2003

Midgettits

Someone who is very short, fat, and with big breasticles

Dude, look at that Midgettits over there. ~Dar

by Damadar July 17, 2006