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Math Rock

Music that's so technically difficult to play that it sounds like shit to the average listener.
I'm sure this is hard to play, but this Math Rock crap sounds like shit.
by Sethzky October 20, 2008
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Math 511

The most boring class in the world. It is considered an advanced class, but it is nearly entirely review from seventh and eighth grade. What a waste of time.
"Our next unit is probability."
"WTF NOT AGAIN! I THOUGHT WE DID THAT IN 7th GRADE! MATH 511 IS A WASTE OF TIME!"
by Zoster Toaster January 9, 2007
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Math Class

Used to torture students ever since the medieval ages. Overusing all of your five senses to the point where you can't see shit, hear shit, taste shit, feel shit, or smell shit.

Word of advice: Never fucking blink. You'll miss a millennium of equations and graphs and other shit that you'll never fucking use in your god forsaken life (unless you want to be a virgin engineer)
"Indica mihi ubi est domus princeps sustulit! Aut Math Class te in genere, cunt." -King Jofferey
by Proxy November 15, 2016
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math rock/metal

A type of Progressive rock or metal. The "math" part of the name comes from the intricate polyrhythms and time signatures. Bands include: Messhugah, Opeth, Tool
"Holy crap, this band Messhugah is the epitome of math metal! Almost every one of their songs is in 23/16 meter."
by Devin April 3, 2004
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math-class

Medical disorder whereby one gets an erection in an unusual place where one didn't intend. (ex. Math Class)

Primary cause- ejaculation deprivation

Cures-usually simmer after a short period.
-In extreme cases one may Perform a belt tuck, followed by an immidiate trip to the bathroom where one should plessure oneself accordingly
Today I had a math-class all math class.
by Rob spank December 21, 2005
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Math Shot

When publishers or bookstores decide to offer a big discount to vaccinated customers keen to hone their mathematical problem-solving or guesstimation skills, who show their vaccination card and the math book to the cashier—a promotion to get kids, parents, and teachers all jabbed to minimize infection or reinfection, not to say, hospitalization.
At a popular bookstore, the math shot promotion for a set of four Singapore math textbooks and workbooks is: “$39 with Shots; $144 sans Shots.”
by MathPlus May 30, 2021
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math head

someone who is exceptional in math but also appears to be a pre-teen, constantly accuses people of stealing his things, thinks he is better than anyone and everyone because he is clearly above needing to study or take notes, is a heart breaker (Elaine, Krista and all of the other Westminster Chicketies)and thinks that their roomates have nothing better to do with thier time than to clown on him after his 11:00 bedtime.
Natanial Remmert is a math head
by Nate Remmert November 10, 2008
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