Cooter Cookie Monster 

The act of dying the hair on ones cooter blue and adhering googly eyes to it so that it resembles the "cookie monster". Another partner may then insert cookies into the vagina and proceed to consume them upon intercourse. The person who acts as the recipient of the cookies is known as the Cooter Cookie Monster

Chris: Dude, last night Rachel and I totally tried the Cooter Cookie Monster

Bob: Oh man that's hawt!!!

Chris: Yeah dude, I've still got cookie crumbs on my balls though!

Bob: Oh man, that's nasty!

Cooter Cookie Monster by cookielovers June 4, 2009

horizontal monster mash

basically to have sex lying down, cannot be vertical
or doing the crazed dance of the time, also while lying down
also can mean 2 monsters having sex, lying down

i walked in a they were doing the horizontal monster mash

horizontal monster mash by Paublo Sanchez July 1, 2006

Tea Bag Monster 

One who creeps from house to house at night and places his/hers, genetals upon ones forhead while one is sleeping.

Holy fuck balls, its the tea bag monster!

Tea Bag Monster by MEOFF JACK March 10, 2004

Little Monster 

Fans of Lady Gaga. Little Monsters are loyal to Lady Gaga, buy her singles, t-shirts, posters, you name it. Another name for Little Monsters are 'Super Fans' named by Lady Gaga herself for fans who would literally do anything for her.

Little Monsters often name themselves after her on twitter or tumblr and sometimes even insert it into their facebook name.
e.g. Twitter: '@NameGaga'
e.g. Tumblr: 'www.BornThisWay.tumblr.com
e.g. Facebook:'Name 'gaga Surname

Little Monsters go crazy at concerts of Lady Gaga and have been known to feint, cry and scream in hysterics. They often create fan mail/ letters/ flags and throw them on stage for 'Mother Monster.

Meeting Lady Gaga is a life ambition for most Little Monsters.

1) Lady Gaga : 'My Little Monsters, I love you!'

2) My friend is a Little Monster.

Little Monster by BeccaGaga January 1, 2011

Roll Monster

One who has many rolls and can often be described as one that rapes the pantry and steals twinkies from little kids lunch pales.

The roll monster is suspected of consuming many food items.

The roll monster often hides food in its rolls for hibernation

Roll Monster by KILLKEV November 19, 2004

shnozzle monster 

the one out of a group of friends whom is able to consume his own bodyweight in cocaine in an hour, with hilarious consequences

'mans just wafted 4 gram of cowie up his shnozzer, dang that guy's a shnozzle monster'

shnozzle monster by deathznow September 12, 2006

Drunkness monster

When a quiet nice person turns into a raging loony when he/she is intoxicated.

Matt is usually the nicest person to be around, but he drank a bottle of jack last night and smashed a dead cat over his brothers windshield. He is such a Drunkness Monster.

Drunkness monster by gchytuvhj January 26, 2009