Slime In The Ice Machine!

a popular Houston phrase, coined by Marvin Zindler, an investigative reporter that helps shut down filthy restaurants.

altogether: I SAID SLIME IN THE ICE MACHINE!

by v1cious May 17, 2004

Perpetual Fucking Machine

Noun. A group of no less than 3-5 men who are all chain linked together cock to ass in a circle of endless fucking. This number can vary depending on penis length.

"Hey Hawkins, wanna join my Perpetual Fucking Machine?"

Sure Mike, but only if we can get enough fanny bandits together.

by piratesof2 February 27, 2011

George Washing-machine

That guy on a $1-bill that has been through the washing-machine.

I forgot to take my $1-bills out of my pocket before putting the pants with the rest of the laundry, and so now I have many George Washing-machines.

by ChrisLaskowskiFromKiskiIsAFag May 14, 2014

Machine Gun Smelly

the action of laughing so hard you fart uncontrollably that it sounds like a machine gun straight from hell

Bro if you played that video any longer I would have totally pulled a machine gun smelly

by ruby marie November 26, 2017

Mean Bean Machine

Dr. Ivo Robotnik's self-named sex move that led directly to his divorce.

"I've been dating this nice scientist for months. Tonight he says he's going to show me his Mean Bean Machine."
"Girl, get out."

by Ushimimi September 14, 2016

cum ball machine

Like a gum ball machine except with cum. Can be found in many gay community restaurants, bars, and establishments.

Tony went to the cum ball machine to get a gum flavored cum ball.

by PhillipD33zNutZ October 20, 2018

machine gun masturbation

To masturbate even after you've ejaculated.

Derek couldn't stop masturbating, thus commiting machine gun masturbation.

by B ryan October 6, 2006