Salem Logic

The logic of thinking about a subject for an extremely long time, to the point where you question your own sanity.

“man i hate being wrong”
“man just use salem logic”
“omg man you’re right”
“#salemlogic”

by C0CkB1t3r December 20, 2021

Logic kocht

"die Logic kocht" heißt soviel, we das etwas logisch wird. Die Logic wird so zu sagen gerade heran gekocht.

"das ergibt Sinn, die Logic kocht wohl gerade."

by Amfish December 9, 2023

hall logic

when one or more of the Hall family decides to start running their mouth in an attempt to insult, or win an arguement, but with incorrect, non-factual evidence and a combination of topics that aren't at all related.

There Joe goes with his "Hall Logic"... that dude never makes sense.

by mitry October 31, 2018

healthcare logics

A virtual clinic like no other. Where anyone can turn to for free healthcare and medical education. Remote patient monitoring app everyone can be and stay safe. Wonderful caring clinicians to help in any way they can.

I feel safer now knowing healthcare logics is looking after me.

by Crly2str8 August 3, 2020

Logical Marian Assumption

The Logical Marian Assumption, is the opposite, of my Illogical Marian Assumption. It's also, my joke, on The Marian Assumption, and a logical assumption.

Our Lord Jesus Christ, proclaims The Logical Marian Assumption. He says, The Virgin Mary, his mother, is pure, and chaste enough, to be brought, bodily to heaven! Amen! Another joke!

by I'mcrazy May 28, 2025

Logic

A story that is in existence for the story's sake in and of itself.

Person 1: But there's no logic or goodness to creatively making up a word and then applying a definition to it! That's just an anecdote.
Person 2: Well, Malcolm X read and memorized the entire dictionary in prison and I'm pretty sure

he saw stories in there. Is that logical? Does it

fucking matter what YOU consider to be logical? It mattered to a LOT of people what stories he saw as logical. Are you the authority Malcolm X

sought? Or do you just need to bring a little more humanity and understanding into your logic that might bring about better outcomes.

by rg84 March 30, 2025

Inkpadian logic

Type of “logic” where reason and rationalism is suspended and philosophy is avoided. Circular reasoning is one of its significant principles and the followers often follow the view that “If you do not talk to me about what I want to talk about, you will be blocked” which some have pointed out as philosophical profound.

Jacob: I have wrote a book where it claims that I am the owner of Mars in it.

Mark: But what's your evidence for that?

Jacob: My book is the evidence.

Mark: The hell is this Inkpadian logic?

by CaesarElsinius November 21, 2025