Lizard

A lizard from Coventry who looks slightly jewish, shifts gear, allways got his fingers into something dodgy, hates the bosh, and has got irratable bowell syndrome

Like jim out of American Pie on smack, the lizard

by D-A-Z December 9, 2008

Lizard

An totally hot, awesome and kick arse mutant from my favourite movie, The Hills Have Eyes (body count 17!). He is so named Lizard because of his almost supernatural agility, and because of the chain of spikes he uses to cause car accidents (as well as hit stupid people with) when he is not using it it drags behind him like a lizard tail. He also shoots people with a magnum. He is very thin, but extremely strong and muscular. He is disfigured with a cleft lip and a deformed jaw, which I think only adds to his legendaryness.

Lizard is the one of the leaders of Jupiter's clan in The Hills Have Eyes, he is also the most violent.

by Lizardlovesme17 December 9, 2007

lizard canyon

Another slang term for a woman's vagina.

Person 1: Hey girl, you know I love you, right?
Person 2: Yeah baby, I know.
Person 1: Well let me slip my dick all up in that lizard canyon of yours.

by Redsox February 12, 2007

lizalame

term used to described someone or something that is very lame

You are 23 and still eat with a power ranger bib on? You are lizalame

by SamRec90 October 8, 2008

Lazeaning

A hybrid of the words "lazy" and cleaning", best done when one has a beer in hand.

"I was supposed to tidy up this aftenoon but i was so scattered i did some lazeaning instead.

by BreakerM March 1, 2009

Libeary

A giant bear that roams libraries everywhere looking for kids to eat. The libeary can also shrink itself to hide behind books so that when you pull out a book, it hops out and eats you. Then you are stuck inside the libeary's tummy forever.

Little Johnny: "Finally!" (breathes in air) "the libeary!"
Librarian: "No, you silly goose! this isn't the libeary!"
Little Johnny: "Oh...well, where IS the libeary?!"
Librarian: "I'll show you the libeary if you be REAL quiet."
Little Johnny: "Right Oh, Libearian!"
Librarian: "Okay, THERE is the libeary."
Little Johnny: "AHHHH!" (runs out of library screaming)

by Grace2598 February 9, 2010

Libeast

To completely destroy, pwn, win, dominate at all things libbie

omg shes libeastin!

by Poncho Man December 13, 2009