A "kiddouchebag", alternatively simply a "kiddouche", is a jew who intentionally arrives at the synagogue after the shabbat service has ended, just for the free food at the kiddush. This is largely a more accepted term than "Greedy jew".
The word is a contraction of "kiddush" and "douchebag".
The word is a contraction of "kiddush" and "douchebag".
Shprintzel: The service is over already. Why are so you late?
Zerubbabel: I'm not late, I just wanted some breakfast.
Shprintzel: You're such a kiddouchebag.
Zerubbabel: I'm not late, I just wanted some breakfast.
Shprintzel: You're such a kiddouchebag.
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