John

A name.

Person 1: "Hi, John!"
John: "Hi!"

by VersionTwo August 27, 2024

John

Mama the dama he probs would touch your pene for free but don’t quote me on it

John the pene licker

by MarkthewiArd101 September 22, 2023

john

a term to insult a person who has john in their name, usually said to people who hate being called john.

A: Hi John
L: STOP BULLIS 😭😭💔💔
example 2:
A: bully si john diba aija?
L: TRUUU

by aijaiaiaiaiaiaaiaiaaaaaaaa October 9, 2023

John

John

John

by Im_john haha brock October 12, 2023

John

A very fat man who is obese. He is plump but also very nice and gentle.

John ate many donuts.

by Hdjkdkdk October 14, 2023

John

People with this name somehow manage to look like every single zoo animal all at once. They also have a tail.

"Let's go to the zoo!"

"Why, we already have a John!"

by JohnHater6942069 December 11, 2023

John

A man that passionately loves massive red throbbing cock ripping his anus. Typically done by black fem boys.

That dude is such a John.

by Austin Penwhite December 12, 2023