Jersey Turnpike

A dance move. Face down, ass up.

Did you see Deena from the Jersey Shore doing the Jersey Turnpike!

by dancedancedance66 April 19, 2011

jersey party

A social gathering of homoerotic, hypersexed young adult males all clad in hideous, bright-colored basketball jerseys that occurs most frequently in a malodorous dorm room or filthy apartment. Most often, low-quality rap music is played and female partygoers are invited to drink a mysterious red-colored punch made with equal parts fruit juice, alcohol and GHB.

Girl #1: Are you going to Sam's party this Saturday?

Girl #2: I think I'd rather drink anti-freeze than go to another jersey party.

by ihatejerseyparties January 27, 2008

New Jersey Snowcone

This is when a man sticks the head of his penis into the woman anus, then urinates. The feces and urine then mix together. The man will then pull out and collect the conetents into a glass thus making a New Jersey snowcone. Drinking/eating the contents would be "pulling" a New Jersey snowcone

"When i was with Jane last night, she pulled a New Jersey snowcone"

by Justin Owen May 18, 2008

Jersey Turnpike

A drink where the contents of a bar mat is dumped into a shot glass. Best right before last call

Tony was so drunk last night he actually downed a Turnpike. I puked watching it.

by Uncle Danny May 2, 2005

jersey whore

A female who gets an athlete's jersey to wear to a game, after she performs no strings attached sexual acts with him.

Alesia is a jersey whore because she slept with the disgusting looking full back just to wear his jersey!!!

by ihaabbos December 18, 2007

new jersey

A state thought to be the perilous armpit of the nation, until a young man attended The Military College of Vermont(Norwich) and discovered a large quantity of whores and unhuman looking people.
This cadet claims to have never heard "Jersey" pronounced "Joisy" either.

There is no condescending name for New Jersey such as "vermonsters" in VT or "commiefornia" for CA.

by C/PVT Smith, T January 17, 2004

South Jersey

The part NOT influenced by those from New Yawk City. Prior to Atlantic City becoming a gambling hellhole (versus just a abandoned vacation city hellhole) South Jersey was pretty much an entire different land from Northern New Jersey. In fact there was a movement to sucede from Northern New Jersey in the late 1960's but it didn't work. Also reference Piney or Pinies.

The capital of South Jersey could be Vineland.

by econobiker May 13, 2005