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Sex Jelly

Rob: i was fucking jenny last week and her butt started bleeding
Phil: didnt you use sex jelly? it makes it all worth while
by Mr.Remoter October 31, 2011
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jelly bracelets

jelly bracelets r tight!! i dont c wut the prob is. if kids wanta b whores let em.. i mean most of us arent gunna do that stuff cuz sumone broke ou bracelet! how lame! imma skater/punk i wear black n blue ..... i juz wear em cuz they r cool not to fuck. if u wear them juz to fuck ur desperate!!
a guy breaks my bracelet ... we joke about it n its over! adults get a life!!!!!!!!
by bri May 28, 2004
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Jelly

You got a new computer? I'm so jelly! I don't even have an old one!
by Charlotte wikerson June 20, 2008
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I'm 13 and everyone at my school wears them. We know the meanings, but we just wear them. Guys don't snap them off girls and ask for sexual favors.. they're no more than a fashion statement. I read about parents freaking out and schools banning them.. and I'm not sure I totally get it. What you do with your free time is up to you. If you want to have sex when you break a bracelet.. that's cool. In my opinion, parents and educators are just making up excuses to get kids in trouble so they can feel 'in charge'. Whatever.. I like 'em and anyone who has a problem with it can suck it.
They're a fad and nothing else. Parents are overreacting and need to trust their kids.
by Hayli April 9, 2004
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PEANUT-BUTTER-JELLY-TIME

A time or situation that involves the combination of peanut butter and any kind of jam. Such an even is a time of celebration/exitement in many cultures.
e.g. A Dancing bannana screaming the words "PEANUT-BUTTER-JELLY-TIME" repeatedly to any music at all.
by Captain. Bob Jesus March 11, 2003
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jelly bracelets

Oh my good lord. I am a Sophomore in SoCal and all the people i know have vaguely heard of some sexual meanings realated to these things, but the people that wear them (including me) wear them solely for fashion. Mostly Punk Rock Kids wear them at my school, like i said its a fashion thing. I was shocked to learn that my only 2 bracelets (one black and one green) mean that i want to get laid and have a makeout session w/a stranger. For Christs sake people, bracelets dont determine a kids sex life, i dont honestly think that the banning or allowing of these bracelets will affect either way teen pregnancy or the transmission of STD's or other important things like that....God grownups can be so stupid sometimes......
You just broke one of my 2 bracelets?!? ya, ok, your a cute little hottie, but i'll only do that if you promise to get me a new bracelet......(you should have just asked, then we wouldnt have to go through this bracelet breaking bullshit)
by SoCal PunkRoker May 12, 2004
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