high jeff

A “high Jeff” is whenever one of your friends (it helps if their name is Jeff) gets so high that it is obvious to anyone even vaguely paying attention.

*friend walks into room* Oh, high Jeff!

by fisher2 November 11, 2019

Big Jeffers

Big Jeffers is an absolute ginger legend, she is best when she is drunk and is dummy thiqq and likes to show it with short tight skirts

see that girl over there?
yeah?
she’s an absolute Big Jeffers

by Philip Schofield came out February 8, 2020

dirty jaffa

The act of ploughing you best friends mother cause why the fuck not.

Wow Johnny really just pulled a dirty Jaffa on me.

by Autistic tangerine April 12, 2020

Deaf jeff

When a guy ejaculates in both your ears so that you can't hear a thing

Channing Tatecum : My name is deaf Jeff...
You: Whaaaaaat? I can't hear anything.

by Sierralemon April 3, 2021

The Jeff Bezos

When an intoxicated individual losses the ability to regulate their eyes in a uniform manner.

"Wow, Tom really had The Jeff Bezos going on last night"

by Model.Citizen May 22, 2021

Rodrick Jefferson

when you confuse rodrick heffley with rowley jefferson

person 1: hey, look, it's "rodrick jefferson"
person 2: what a fucking asshole, you don't even say it well

by LottieDottieChickenFan February 24, 2022

Flare/jefferson

A type of person who befriends,first he makes sure you’ll fall inlove with him,totally will say “i love you” to you and when you are comfortable being yourself around him he’ll call you annoying after a few days he’ll break your heart by saying he has a girlfriend 2hours ago.

Flare/jefferson is an hearthbreaker

by I have alot of friends. March 7, 2022