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milk minute

Waiting for what should be a minute but takes an indeterminate long time.
he will be back in a milk minute.
by cutefirework March 9, 2022
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Hella Milk

Hella Milk is a movement for better milk with more calcium, more fiber and overall more nutritive matter for healthier development and happier life.

It started as a petition but it didn't stop there; it got more than 30 signs.

The movement was started by ig user: ellena0302.
The account is managed by H.S. & E.B.

They advocate for life without osteoporosis.
"Hey, have you heard of Hella Milk?"
"Yes! They cured my osteoporosis."
"That's awesome! Do you think they can do the same for me?"
"Yes, of course!"
by RealGod666 February 13, 2019
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Milk War

Can be used in three separate contexts.
1. Explicit: A bi-annual event where a group of guys get together in a line and see who can ejaculate the farthest; the winner is crowned the Milk Man, and gains one (1) free Milk Pass, which is valid for 6 months.
2. Social: Where a group of three (3) friends get together at a table, sitting in a triangle formation - a carton of milk is placed between all three, and the three must contend to see who can possess the carton, and consume the beverage. Whoever has the carton by the time it is fully emptied is declared the victor. They may then declare that they are the only one amongst the friend group whose bones are strong and 'all calcified'.
3. Political: A trade conflict between Russia and Belarus in June 2009, stemming from Russia allegedly attempting to pay Belarus US$500 million to recognize the independence of Abkhazia and South Ossetia, as well as privatize the Belarusian milk industry. When Belarus sought negotiations with the European Union on certifying Belarusian milk according to EU regulations, Russia banned the import of dairy products from Belarus, citing alleged health concerns. The trade conflict ended on June 17, 2009, when Russia announced that it would lift the ban.
Damn bro, that Milk War last night was wild. I really think John maxed out there.
by Mech70 December 23, 2022
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Milk Masher

When two men whip their cocks at eachother in an attempt to smash their meat together.
Mike tried to do a Milk Masher on Dylan but it was September, and so Dylan turned him down.

The two men at the cock fights tried to do a Milk Masher to make a super chicken but they ended up making the roosters twitch in pain.
by Sister Chuck October 31, 2011
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Curdled Milk

A mixture only created after a man "beats his meat" using lotion. The aftermath of his explosion leaves a substance containing used lotion and semen sprayed all of his hand, curdled milk.
Aw man... I got curdled milk all over my new bed sheet!
by LukeSmashing January 3, 2017
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milking a horse

stallion: masturbating (jacking off) a horse until the stallion goes into climax and ejaculates
mare: grabbing the mare's udder, squeezing it until the udder shoots out the milk
in jackass number two, they were milking a horse (stallion) in a stunt called "how to milk a horse"
by curtis450 December 22, 2017
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Milk Mustache

When somebody does a line of coke and you see the powder on the underside of your nose
Person 1: Good morning bro, hey, you got a milk mustache going on there.
Person 2: No wonder why my dad was giving me a funny look
by Big Moist Daddy July 16, 2018
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