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Hook bag

N. To describe a person of the female gender that has hooker like qualities; A mix between a hooker and a whore bag.
"That girl is a total hook bag!"
by Jjoe Dean March 3, 2009
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hocksee

Pronounced "HOCK-see": The act of a child running through/between an adult's legs, often with a light tap/brushing on the male adults genitals on the way through. Super-hocksee involves one of the child's arms locked around one adult leg for rapid "round and round" action, or multiple hocksees in rapid succession.
Adult: Groan I got hockseed.

Child: Yay! HOCKSEE! upon completion
by enjoying_sunshine July 27, 2009
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Hookanomics

hook-uh-nom-iks
To smoke out of a tobacco pipe of Eastern origin with a long, flexible tube by which the smoke is drawn through a jar of water, while studying the social science that deals with the production, distribution, and consumption of goods and services and with the theory and management of economies or economic systems.
Person 1: "Hey you, lets do some Hookanomics!"
Person 2: "Sounds good! Light up the Hookah!"
by vb999 December 13, 2009
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hookahjew

is a person who descends from a long line of cheapness, in most cases a cheap russian who hogs the hookah hose when your smoking sheesha in a group
Vyacheslav (a common russian name) stop being a hookahjew and pass the hookah hose.
by hookahoser613 March 16, 2011
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Kapn Hook

to go hard in a joan fest and go a rant at the end.
person 1:
There is a new robot
he likes girls but he's got no shot
he is as dirty as a used sock
when you go near him wear a smock
his swag is rusty, kinda like his cock
person 2: dang son you just pulled went kapn hook on em
by Da HOOk MAn December 9, 2009
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Jail hook

An unattractive, young girl that your friend calls jail-bait.
Kolin: "Dude, did you see that chick? Freakin jailbait"

Lonnie: "I'm not seeing the bait bro, ...more like jail hook."
by Ballinasuarus March 5, 2010
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Pumpkin Hook

A variant on the standard wedgie when the waistband of the victim's underpants is pulled up so high, he has no alternative but to flip forward as he who executes the maneuver gives a 'helping push' in order to to encourage the best possible flip (the victim ideally completing a full roll after hitting the ground). The simultaneous pulling on the band of the underpants while pushing the victim forward is said to resemble a "hook"-like motion.

The "Pumpkin Hook" takes its name from the hamlet known as Pumpkin Hook in Farmington, NY (western Finger Lakes region of NY state; Ontario County). It is here whence maneuver originated and has been practiced, at least under this name.
1) No no, this wasn't just a run-of-the-mill wedgie...they gave that poor botard a full-blown Pumpkin Hook right there in front of the school while all the buses were loading. I felt pretty bad for the S.O.B.

2) It was all fun and games until he Pumpkin-Hooked his buddy and things turned ugly pretty fast.
by 14564 native son May 6, 2013
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