hammered lamb

It's when you put a boob in your butt and fart, then it goes baaaaahhhhhh!

Those tits would be perfect for the hammered lamb!

by HurricaneB March 1, 2014

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hammer myself

1. When you're about to participate in the act of an extremely good tugging

2. What you tell someone when you're about to participate in wild masterbation / annialating yourself sexually

Guys, I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm going to hop on xnxx and throw on an orgasm compilation and just absolutely hammer myself.

I'm so horny for a ravaging I'm going to turn on bukkake porn and hammer myself until I splooge right into the carpet.

by TwonnyTrash January 20, 2016

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hammered palmer

A hammered palmer is a mixture of sweet tea flavored vodka and hard lemonade. The ratio is totally up to the drinker.

Hey make me a hammered palmer suck head!!

by Wayne Rathbun March 30, 2016

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hammer squirrel

ass clown who tries to get something done (but not very hard) and gets nothing done

Fucking hammer squirrel spent $ 10,000 on a birthday party for herself and forgot to come to the party!

by Steph the U!! June 30, 2016

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Hammerhead Shart

Of the nine known species of sharts, only three are known to be particularly dangerous to humans: the scalloped, great, and smooth hammerhead sharts. As of 2017, 17 attacks have been recorded, with only two fatalities. By far the worst shart of all sharts. There is no wiping up this mess.

Dude, did you see Trump on the golf course today? He laid a great hammerhead shart.

Nah, man, that's an alternative fart.

by firstinitiallname April 7, 2017

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