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goonball [goon] [goons] 

A sport popular with one particular year group at priory school in lewes. Whereby a group of goung lads steal the football belonging to some goons and run, keeping hold of it for as long as possible.

note: the term goon is loosely applied and could refer to goons, year 10s, year 9s, or anyone with a football. The game can also be ended by kicking the football into ham lane.
We really merked those goons in that game of goonball goon goons earlier! STEVE would have been rightly proud of us.
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Dithering Goon 

Individuals of chronic goon proportion. So very stupid that before they eventually and expectedly fuck up they annoyingly dither around before doing so.
Paul: Will, why is James calling me asking for repeat numbers, have you mucked it up again?
Will: Hang on. Oh so sorry, I didn’t mean to fuck that right up.
Mickey: You cocked up the online page again! You are a fucking dithering goon.
Dithering Goon by Raja Daswani October 8, 2007
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cyber goon 

sombody who goeas on xbox all day long and plays minecraft
cyber goon by zaebbiuy August 23, 2012
A white male that loves to pimp black chicks
Guy #1- "Yo Eric's gotten 3 black chicks to fuck him since Tuesday"
Guy #2- "What do you expect? He's a coon goon"
coon goon by Bigboysenpai69 July 17, 2019
A Car goon is someone that modifies there car to the point of completley ruining a perfectly normal car. As well as using there car to pick up girls, and rev up their engine to make themself look good.
Car Goon,
Car Modifiers,
Chavs,
Goons,
Fools,
Car Goon by the D man December 27, 2008

tune goon 

1. A person walking around campus who cannot be seen without wearing head phones that are particularly large and inconvenient. Their music can be heard by everyone around and their music selection usually sucks.

or

2. A person who is listening to an ipod in the most inappropriate occasions. ex: on the shitter, while ordering food, class, funerals, doctor visits, etc.
1. "Dude did you see that tune goon with the gay ass headphones wearin a wife beater and bumpin nickelback?"

2. "Dude, in the shower!!! you are such a tune goon!!!! Put your ipod up for one freaking minute!!!"
tune goon by CUTiger2013 October 29, 2010

hockey goon 

A man who beats the shit out of people when they rough up there players. Normally is not very good at hocke yand is only there to injure other guys.
Man that guy is such a hockey goon
yeah he beat the shit out of that one asshole
hockey goon by Dukejr May 3, 2017