fruit eater

Any person who owns an iPhone, or other Apple product and prefers them over any other product

Jason has a Mac, iPad, iPod, and the new iPhone. He's a big fruit eater.

fruit eater by Pimpala03 January 10, 2014

fruit with frosting 

A gay man in the center of and on the receiving end of a bukkake circle.

"This cinnabon is stickier that a fruit with frosting"

fruit with frosting by Trevor Trevorson February 25, 2014

fruit snack dumpling

When you eat your girl out on her rag in a moving vehicle, then leave the spit cob on side your mouth, stick your head out the window, let it dry, then eat it.

I just fruit snack dumpling my girl in the car.

fruit snack dumpling by Scoot5o4 August 5, 2014

Fruit punch fountain

When your girl is on her period, and you lay under her while smashing her vagina with a long fat dildo. When she's about to cum, take out the dildo, and let the blood pour out into your face

"Yo Amy gave me a taste of her fruit punch fountain last night."

Fruit punch fountain by Ghangis swan February 6, 2015

Fruit Basket

When you are in a closed space with your friends and you are all vaping different fruit scents.

Yesterday I drove home in a fruit basket.

Fruit Basket by Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 23, 2015

fruit wank 

When you wankmasturbatewith a piece of fruit. A popular choice for this activity is the watermelon. People usually bore a whole into the fruit to create a makeshift pussy and then proceed to insert they're penis inside and pleasure themselves

Jane - "I have heard rumours that Johnny carved a hole in a melon and then Fucked it last week"

Mike - "yeah, he told me about it yesterday apparently it was the best fruit wank he's ever had"

fruit wank by Fuckmegently August 31, 2015

fruit loop 

used to describe someone or insult someone weird/odd/stupid/slow etc.

"your a fucking fruit loop"

"she's a real fruit loop"

fruit loop by diddly dingbat October 21, 2015