Happy forest

A happy trail so overgrown, it becomes a happy forest.

Emory: Damn, SangJin, cover up that happy forest!
SangJin: I hate you all.

by unhappytrail December 7, 2009

Penis on the Forehead Syndrome

Also known as Po4heads, it is defined as a penis growing out of your forehead that usually is diagnosed by Dr. Wasabi. A tell-tale sign is a zit that begins between your eyebrows and proceeds to enlarge into scrotal skin. Then the penis begins to form above said scrotal skin and becomes a fully functional penis on your forehead.

"Did you see me last night fuck that chick with the penis on my forehead?" I said to my buddy, "Thank god for penis on the forehead syndrome I got from that gay guy in prison."

by po4heads January 2, 2010

Foreigner

When you masturbate with your weaker hand. The unfamiliarity of the weak hand and poor rhythm simulates somebody else performing the act.

I'm feeling frisky tonight. I'm gonna go home and have a foreigner!

by QTMcWhiskers March 24, 2009

Foremon

a former Mormon. Someone who no longer practices the Mormon faith or its restrictive code of conduct.

Be careful what you say at work around Dave, he's a Mormon.

Don't worry, it's cool. He's a Foremon...We were out drinkin' together just last night!

by Nuggets Mcgee October 25, 2007

Foreign note taker

A foreign guy that barely speaks English, so he writes down everything he's told.

Dude 1: "So here is how you setup the terminal..."
Foreign dude: "Ok let me write"
Dude 1: "Dude it was simple, you gotta write that shit down?"
Foreign dude: "Yes, talk slow please"
Dude 1: "Damnit, I'm stuck with a foreign note taker!"
Foreign dude: "How you spell that?"

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

Foredom

The feeling of dread one gets, knowing they are about to engage in an 'activity' that will bore them to tears and have no way to get out of it.

Dave felt the familiar chill of foredom creep up his spine as he straightened his tie in the mirror. He made a mental note to never say "oh, whatever you want to do, honey" to his wife in regards to their anniversary ever again.

by Thousand May 1, 2010

Forest Hills Blowie

Woman sits on toilet and gives you a BJ

I accidently walked in on her in the bathroom and ended up getting a Forest Hills Blowie

by Turbodmc May 13, 2016