fun food

A certain type of food that, when eating it, is the equivalent of having fun. It may make you recall past fun times or inspire future ones. Eaten socially with someone you know you can have a tremendous amount of fun with. Usually bad for you.

Hugsby: Yo we are going out for bindys and then maybe coldstone if you've got room
Gwizg: Fuck yeah I love fun food

by gwonzlum June 27, 2009

Wet Food

A term used when during sex you (or many men) pull out and spill the spank juice in a bowl for the woman to than eat.

As recently described on a popular Radio show on XM when they reviewed the movie Wet Food

by Cal HawK August 27, 2007

Food Pervert

An obscure psychological abnormality recently brought to the forefront by Jim Rome Show producer, Jason Stewart who suffers from the condition. Food perversion inflicts FAT people when food becomes such an integral part of their personality they begin to have sexual feelings associated with food.

Jason Stewart is such a food pervert he must remain seated for a few minutes after Dominoes Friday arrives.

by Imebee March 14, 2011

Food Furniture

Garnish or any part of prepared food that isn't meant to be eaten.

You don't need to eat that basil, that's food furniture.

by J. Zabel August 28, 2007

comfort food

A completely vague term that means nothing, but can be, and is, applied to just about anything you put in your mouth. Used by restaurants as a buzz word to make you think that they will heal you instead of just feeding you.

"A potato is a comfort food? What's comforting about a stupid potato?"

by Ignatzz June 30, 2018

Food of the gods

Pizza

The food of the gods is actually pizza you are all wrong

by -chocomilkdiva November 4, 2020

Food Pussy

An adult who prefers chicken fingers, Mac & cheese and other types of juvenile cuisine and won't even try other options.

Lori wanted to go to sushi but he said "HELL NO"...because he is a food pussy.

by AngryAnne March 13, 2015