Laminar flow

When you suspect that you have diarrhea and your suspicions turn out to be correct, however, once you release it turns out to be rather soothing! You get instant relief, no pellet-gun-like velocity, not much upward splattering, and to your pleasant surprise, very little toilet paper consumption to clean up. More oily grease than shit. The only downside is that it smells like a combination of penicillin and methane, with a hint of wide-open ass. Flushes clean. Very little evidence that anything remarkable took place in the airport stalls. Leaves you wondering if that was, indeed, the highlight of your month so far. It is the simple things in life.

Jesus Christ, for all the noise I heard 5-mins ago from my corner office, adjacent to the women’s restroom, Darcy must have had laminar flow. I can only smell air freshener and Z-Pack. All clear! Y’all can come in and pee. (Many of the office girls were drinking vodka at lunch, thus the pent-up demand).

by Weinsist June 29, 2018

butt flower

Another name for the bum hole

Omg babe I'm going to sprinkle in your butt flower

by Bootypump April 4, 2018

Dry flower

Cannabis marijuana weed

Would you like some dry flower with your order

by Danknation July 20, 2018

Cold Flow

Adjective - When you have a cold during your period.

I'm not going anywhere today, I got that cold flow.

by jdllu December 30, 2018

Eternal Flower Floette

A special unobtainable form of the pokemon Floette that was datamined since generation 6 and has yet to be released in any event. Eternal Flower Floette can't be bred or evolved but it has higher stats than the other Floette forms. It even has its own signature move Light of Ruin and it makes an appearance in the end of the Pokemon X and Y as the Floette of prince Az. It seems like Game Freak doesn't want to release it although it is included in the data of every generation afterwards. Even Pokemon Sword and Shield who had received the controvercial Dexit, have its signature move in their data.

It's been over 3000 years and i am still waiting for Eternal Flower Floette to be released as an event...

by AnonExp February 14, 2020

frisco flower

Pile of human feces

Someone left a Frisco flower on the sidewalk.

by BMorrthan July 27, 2020

Meat Flower

A meat flower is a tittle/breast but more complicated

Women: shit dude my meat flowers are so sore
Other Women: Same, but hey atleast we have meat flowers unlike that chick over there.

by Stelegram November 3, 2020