Floor Jam

Floor Jam (noun):
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.

3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon

Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve

Example sentence:
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”

by P73 Fox May 31, 2025

dancin pon che dance floor

Dancing on the Dance floor- made famous by the ska band The Toasters from New York in the song dancin

We dancin pon che dance floor

by skankinpunk47 August 3, 2010

doo doo on the floor

Used when your losing an argument or need someone's attention. It's so absurd your opponent will walk away from confusion and disgust. Also Something to say when your being ignored in a conversation.

Example 1:
Dude 1: Bro your bout as inbred as joe Biden and his cousin.

Dude 2: Doo Doo on the floor

Example 2:
Dude 2: Hey guys remember wh-
Dude 1: Eyy bros I went surfing down at the omaplata drinking some ranch.
Dude 2: Yeah, I was gonna s-

Dude 1: And rad'ly enough got a rusty fishhook stuck in my foot from Larry David's fishpole.
Dude 2: Doo Doo on the flow. (Said like this for more diversity)
Everyone: what

by EVANGELOS. July 17, 2021

I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but...

An idiom used to preface vocalizing something everyone knows and should be acknowledged but no body wants to hear

I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but... this water cooler conversation is going to make us late for the meeting

by dr.(s)laughter774774774736r September 8, 2022

Floor

Floor is one of the most unique and beautiful girls you’ll ever meet. She’s sweet, loyal, caring and intellegent. Almost always in a good mood and has a good reason for it when she's not. She will always be there for you and has a fine butt. Floor’s are just all around a great catch.

You are so hot, you must be a Floor.

That girl has such a pure heart, such a Floor.

by WaveyBabey September 26, 2018

dance floor imperialism

"Dance floor imperialism" refers to the phenomenon observed at social gatherings where a designated space for dancing exists. In these settings, the individuals on the dance floor often develop a deep intolerance for those who choose not to partake in dancing. Fuelled by a kind of mania, these dancers become relentless in their efforts to pressure non-dancers to join them, creating an environment where the desire to conform to the dominant dancing culture becomes almost inevitable. Dance floor imperialism manifests as an explicit expectation for everyone to participate, and non-dancers often find themselves succumbing to the relentless persuasion, inadvertently surrendering their autonomy on the dance floor.

The atmosphere on the dance floor was charged with dance floor imperialism as enthusiastic dancers actively sought to recruit non-dancers into their rhythmic domain.

by SalvyZ June 24, 2023

Floor Time

The use of lying or sleeping on the floor to reduce feelings of anxiety or overwhelm.

Dave got home from a social event and decided to get some floor time to collect himself afterward.

by Floor Time February 3, 2025