flappin the crap hamper

takin a shit

The phone rang while I was flappin the crap hamper.

by jack February 8, 2003

flarpy

someone who is a gay nerd

Dialouge

Bob says to Timmy: You're a flarpy

Timmy says to Bob: (Shoots Bob in face) Shut up bastard!

by Boobacguba November 24, 2004

floppy lima bean

An insult for a loserish person.

You are such a floppy lima bean.

by ari-safari January 16, 2005

Flapping the Floppy Cow

To masturbate in class, often causing you to breathe heavily and make your desk quickly move up and down. Derived from the infamous Van Fap Floppy Cow, the king of in-school fap.

Person: Van Fap, what the hell are you doing?
Van Fap Floppy Cow: I'm Flapping the Floppy Cow, why would I be doing anything else?

by Bracelets January 8, 2010

flapping parrot

the act of doing a girl in the ass, then raising her arms up and down, resembling a parrot flapping its wings, then ramming her multliple times deeply in the anus causing her to scream like a parrot.

That skinny girl was is a pro at the flapping parrot, she screams just like one.

by George "Sex Term King" November 13, 2006

happy frappy

An expression derived from the Guster song of the same name, "happy frappy" is a term mixing joy and frothy beverages. If you are happy frappy, you are feeling very well, and are most likely indulging in something delicious.

"I'm happy frappy! I drink Starbucks because I'm a consumer whore! Mmmm, coffee! YAY!"

by Kefanii September 10, 2004

floppy

a women with big fat tits

sally was on a trampoline her tits were oh so floppy

by rs March 28, 2004