Falcon Syndrome

Falcon Syndrome, or "Falcons" for short, may take years to develop, and, when in the final stages, may blind patient with hubris, ultimately leaving them unable to communicate in any form except self-flattery when reminded that not everyone who isn't from their town is retarded.

Side effects include, but are not limited to:
- Dependency on social media, i.e Twitter, Facebook, etc...
- Narcissism
- A naive-ness to most forms of common sense and political correctness
- A lacking in maturity when not given what they want, which tends to be worsened by consumption of alcoholic beverages

"I heard she has Falcon Syndrome, but it doesn't seem like she knows!"
"I don't think she'll ever find out, the poor girl."

"Yo, dog, I hate to break it to you, but I think your girlfriend has Falcons."
"You're totally right, she won't get off Twitter. This is not good."

by JustinBelieber06001 January 9, 2012

Flaccato

Flaccato is an Abbreviation of "Flying Staccato" - a musical term used mainly for stringed instruments. The bow repeatedly hits the string in the same place of the bow. This is done by the hand and fingers of the right arm making little clockwise circles, thereby requiring the bow to "stand" in the same place.

Example: Flying staccato (Flaccato) Mendelssohn Concerto, 3rd movement, measures 137-144.

by erinls2 April 12, 2013

Flacc Out

To back out of something at the last minute. Similar to "pussy out." Derived from the word "flaccid," and pronounced "flass out." When one flacces out, his flaccing out is compared to his penis going soft right before a critical juncture in a sexual encounter.

Aaron: Hey bro I don't think I can come rage tonight, I'm feeling sick.
Bro: Aw come on man don't flacc out on me.

Chad: Hey dude why wasn't Aaron there last night?
Dude: Bro told me he flacced out at the last minute.
Chad: What a flacchole.

by FightOn&FlaccOut June 3, 2013

Falcon Dream

A lucid dream that you can't remember the ending of

Falcon Dream - You wake up knowing you just dreampt but can't remember the ending

by Ian Falcon Dream June 11, 2013

Flaccid Assassin

A man that gets a sexual thrill off of blood and gore

Guy 1: "What're all these pigs doing here?"

Guy 2: "Heard the guy was a Flaccid Assassin

by CloudMr February 13, 2014

Falcon Punch

the sexual act of shoving one fist up a girls vagina and the other in her asshole simultaneously while yelling "FALCON PUNNCHH!"

Anna- Omg Steven used the Falcon Punch on me last night
Emily- Ohhh how was it??
Anna- It ripped my uterus wall to shreds and destroyed my small intestine but I squirted all over the walls!

by the real boy11 July 13, 2015

Falcon Punch

A cocktail invented in western Canada. It consists of all the beverages, alcoholic and non alcoholic, that were consumed at a party that are then mixed into a very large cup (the original is consumed out of a giant ceramic red solo cup). The fun part about this is its different for every party you go to

"I'm already wasted, this falcon punch is gonna do me in for the night."

by Nutty Wes July 18, 2015