Farmer Smart

(Not literally always a farmer) Someone who possesses extreme knowledge whether specified or broad about fairly technical subjects, but does not come off that way or wish to appear that way (whether: out of pure heart, purposely keeping away extreme Capitalists' interests, protecting their home or identity, or out of intrinsic value to internal peace).

She doesn't hang out with idiots and finds other intellectuals annoying, she must be farmer smart.

by Saviii January 23, 2023

Howdy Farmer

When your b**** is riding you in the car and you say howdy farmer meaning there's a farmer next to the field where you parked your car

F*** that's a good f*** howdy farmer hahaha funny b****

by Big D 420 stoner January 14, 2024

nugget farmer

Where an individual brings up a topic; where they then snob the other persons view.

Hey, Joel you watch last nights Walking Dead episode? Yes, Jerry I loved that one scene. Joel that episode was terrible, the show is literally the worst ever in history of man. Jerry, do you always have to be a nugget farmer for debates, can't you just watch a show and enjoy it?

by purcedure November 22, 2017

Farmer

Pejorative term for someone who dresses like a (conservative) farmer, especially used for girls. Wearing e.g. turtle neck sweater (+potentially tartan patterned scarf) + bib-and-brace jeans overalls + boots. Conservative clothing style, no cleavage, no short skirt.

M: Girl, you dress like a farmer!
A: Don't you have nothing better to do? Fuck off!

by baddestman January 4, 2020

Farmers and Fishermen

Opponents that are particularly untalented (or inexperienced) as a method of diminishing a victory; alluding to highly trained (and well-funded) armies battling countries with armies made up of drafted farmers and fishermen from the countryside; similar to peasants carrying pitchforks.

Winner of a soccer game: Haha but yea man we dominated at that soccer tournament first place baby yeahh!
Downer: ...yeah bro against farmers and fishermen.

by oh this hole sign up thing suc December 3, 2018

rage farmer

Rage farmer: a shock jock who cultivates rage and fear to build an audience...Rush Limbaugh, Alex Jones

Rupert Murdoch is a rage farmer built his media empire by cultivating rage and fear

by pscot October 27, 2023

Farmer's Wife

The act of harvesting a fresh ear of corn from a field or garden, schucking it, then fucking your partner with it.

The other day when my wife and I went to the store we passed a corn field. I immediately pulled over and gave her the ole Farmer's Wife!

by BadDaddy88 September 7, 2021