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Father

Less useful version of a mother, but also includes a dick...
Father, can I have some cash

Go ask your mother!
by DaddysLittleGirl June 1, 2010
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Founding Fathers

A group of people including George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and Benjamin Franklin. They wrote the Declaration of Independence, beat the British in the American Revolution, and wrote the Constitution of the United States in order to give freedom, liberty, and democracy to all.

The truth is, however, that they were some of the richest men in the United States at the time and represented only the interests of the wealthy property owners. They ignored the plight of the poor, the slaves, women and sought only to give freedom to themselves. The Constitution was merely a document to frame a government that has, and always will, protect the interests of the very wealthy at the expense of everyone else, i.e. 99 percent of the population.
Man, you mean all that shit is true about the Founding Fathers?

Yeah, why else would the government today give billions of dollars in military contracts to Lockheed-Martin and Boeing while ignoring social services and the needs of the poor.

But what about the Bill of Rights?

That was just a bone to make the masses happy and let them think they were actually getting something out of the Constitution. I mean, Congress passed the Sedition Act of 1798 prohibiting anyone from criticizing the government.

That's bullshit.

Yes, our history, country, and government is bullshit. It's nothing but a bunch of rich bastards led by George W. Bush and looking out for numero uno.

Damn.

It gets worse. Go read "A People's History of the United States," get pissed off, and lets change this shit.
by republicanscanblowme March 11, 2006
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feather

a sexual position when the male is underneath, lying on his back, face facing upwards with his legs wide open and his erect penis upright. the girl then sits upright on his pelvis with his erect penis into her vagina opening. this sexual position is called the feather. it is not known why but said to have originated from the greek term 'floath' or 'to float'. a reason why this sexual position could be called this as it feels so good, as if your floating and you can feel the fluff on the opposite sexes genitals.
-she did me feather last night.

-she was heaven, i was in heaven with the feathers during feather
by Floater-xox March 7, 2008
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fatherhood

The result of being a motherfucker.
So your dad became your dad because he fucked your mom? That's fatherhood, man.
by Rickyrab November 7, 2012
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Fatherless

You
Your fatherless
by Oliver clothesoff 69 October 31, 2021
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featheralley

Username of a legend in her (!) own right on the virtual pet community Neopets.com. Is commonly reputed to have the strongest pet in the community, and one of the "richest" accounts.
On Neopets, featheralley pwns.
by redgyul September 21, 2004
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Father’s Day

A day when single mums and millions of kids around the world feel anger, pain, and suffering, because of an absent, irresponsible, or unfaithful man in their lives—when mums encourage their children to look up to God, their Heavenly Father, instead.
Celebrating Father’s Day is mostly a no-show in most families, compared to Mother’s Day, which brings about much appreciation, joy, and happiness among the children.
by MathPlus June 17, 2018
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