Cunt-Faced Muthafucker

A person who is a bastard.

Sally is a cunt-faced muthafucker.
Lets fuck up that cunt-faced muthafucker.
HAHA! Look at Sally and her cunt-faced muthafucker boyfriend!

by You_Mom April 4, 2005

clean-faced

A term that originated in South Florida, clean-faced means you're clean of all arrest warrants and you have no substances on you.

Them crackaz can't fuck with me, I'm clean-faced like a muthafucka.

by trev666slaughter January 16, 2009

Shit-faced Saturday

A term for getting wasted on a saturday

lets get fucked up it's "shit-faced saturday"

by alexander hamilton2 April 4, 2009

Boil-Faced Chicken Fucker

Any adolescent, usually male, with a profound acne problem (five-seven white/black heads) on or about the the facial area that attempts friendship and acceptance through fowl intercourse.

Pimple-Faced Jimbo should'a never porked that Blue Hen of Delaware at the "Smooching Under the Sea" dance. It squawked so loud I could barely dance to Lady Gaga! He's a Boil-Faced chicken fucker failing to get jiggy with it!

by Tweeotch August 13, 2010

sad facin'

To look sad/ be sad

Man Ashley is such a bummer. She's always bring my buzz down cuz she's always sad facin'.

by .braZZy. September 5, 2010

Straight-Facing

Watching or reading something funny or entertaining without laughing or smiling.

Directioner watching a One Direction video without smiling, blushing, giggling, or laughing. "How are you straight-facing?!"

Anyone watching an ASPCA commercial without crying or frowning. "Dude, you're totally straight-facing."

by CrazyTalent April 11, 2013

facebook facade

Posting Facebook statuses that are intended to give the perception that your life is wonderful when in reality it sucks.

"Did you see Jane's Facebook facade where she posted pictures of her Aspen ski vacation? That bitch ain't got two nickels to rub together.

by Socially inept December 12, 2013