Face Wall

A other way of using "face palm" but this one is much harsher as you would slam your face/forehead into the wall because of how stupid/overused something is.

Joe: They should make a futuristic version of Modern Warfare! That would be so awesome! You could use short lightsabers for knifes and force grenades!

Bob: *Face wall*

Joe:Why'd you do that?!?

Bob: YOUR IDEA IS FREAKING RETARDED!

by Carnivore_JJS December 12, 2009

face_mischief

It's is the frank sinatra of Emoticons.

The face_mischief > joo

by Fargoth January 13, 2005

face-hug from a clam

Performing oral sex on an unclean female. Originated in early 2005, in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

"All he wanted was a nice kiss, but he ended up getting a face-hug from a clam."

by Logan E. September 8, 2006

face lift

To touch up on, fix up; usually after prolonged neglected use

Hey I think its time you give you myspace a well-needed face lift!

by *Brendan Hottie* January 30, 2008

Face Puncher

One who will absolutely without a doubt punch you in the face. This person must also be able to destroy Vin Diesel, as he is the ultimate sucky.

Eric Bana is a ultimate Face Puncher.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is quite Face Punching.

by Kenshi-Mori May 16, 2005

Face like a bashed in rubbish tin lid

To describe one whos facial formities are less than lets say, pleasingto look at. Not easy on ones eye.

Ugly as a hat full of arseholes

Craig: "Hey man what do you think of that Justine....?"
Shane: "Man no way! She has a face like a bashed in rubbish tin lid!"

by Shane Shane the Supra Man June 27, 2006

face-book

"To immediately exit out of facebook when a "friend" you do not want to chat with (or know you are online) pops into the chat window."

I have a few facebook friends who are nothing more than old acquaintances, and I should have really thought twice before being their Facebook friends (ie. people I never want to see again). Whenever they come online to Facebook and appear in the chat window, I have to face-book before they know I'm on too.

Oh damn, Mark just logged into Facebook and is on my chat screen. I gotta face-book before he sees me online.

by nelson_twins September 6, 2009