East Utica

"Little Italy" of Utica, New York; large numbers of more recent Bosnian immigrants but still a heavily Italian presence. Home of "Tomato Pie," "Greens," "chicken riggies," and lots and lots of primered-out Monte Carlos and Camaros with Sicilian horns hanging from the mirrors. Like the rest of Utica, the East Side is becoming increasingly ghetto, but is still a good place to get good, cheap Italian food.

"Yo dawg, lets roll to East Utica, I gotta check out this Monte Carlo for sale up there and stop at that guido bakery to pick up some shit for my moms"

by Muscles Marinara September 26, 2009

Easter bunny ass nigga

Some bitch nigga hoppin in yo lawn and dropping tiny egg shaped shit in yo yard, if you see a nigga like that, send his ass flying to Saudi Arabia and see how that shit'll fly.

I seen some easter bunny ass nigga hoppin all up in your yard, so I did you a favor and got his ass got.

by SophisticatedTroll September 8, 2016

eastern randolph high school

the biggest redneck school in randolph county. also home to the biggest number of kids attending who have an std or are pregnant. our school is addicted to football as well.

After moving to Eastern Randolph High School, Jane became pregnant, contracted siphilus, and bought a Ford pick-up truck.

by Barbalinaa March 1, 2008

eastenders

A British soap opera that can only be described complete and utter lump of shite. Has the most ridiculous storylines ever, Smallville looks realistic next to this.

Soap operas suck, who gives a shit about some made up TV characters lives? Not me. I hope a nuclear bomb goes off in the Queen Vic and wipes out the entire population of Albert Square. I'd watch that anyday.

by Kay March 18, 2004

East Bumfuck

1) A location of unknown origin where the worst possible shit is likelly to happen.

2) The worst place in the history of ever.

Some fagstack stole my car! By now it's in East Bumfuck!

by Vinic March 31, 2003

Maryland's Eastern Shore

Known by some as "bumblefuck" or "the Vortex," it's a place where most people who are born there want to get the hell out but just can't, and everyone else thinks it's the most fun place in the world (which would explain why real estate values keep doubling). They wrote the book on the fisherman's way of life, so don't try to trash-talk pick-up trucks, sailing, crabbing, or just sitting in a little rowboat with a cooler full of worms and beer. However, the area's quaint feel and natural, insular background are the perfect conditions for the influx of culture going on at the moment; this is the island the wedding party went back to in Wedding Crashers-- politicians love the area especially in Talbot County, where there are a lot of republican sympathies (as opposed to the western shore) but also a fair few music producers stay to chill out and enjoy a very low-maintenance lifestyle. Only warnings: don't get too violent if someone "pipes" you, there is a disproportionate number of old people, and cops hate teenagers, who can sometimes get arrested for things like loitering and underage posession of cigarettes. Solution: boat parties. Disclaimer: avoid Cambridge at all costs, unless you feel like investing in condoms to wear as gloves. You'll need them.

We're headed to Maryland's Eastern Shore-- yeah, there's gonna be a crab-picking festival, the governor and Dave Matthews are gonna be there.

by fivealarm November 12, 2006

east indian goggle fuck

The act of applying curry powder to your anus lips, then squatting over a young attractive female, then dropping your balls into each of her eye sockets. You finish it all off by stamping the curry powder ladened anus on the middle of her forehead.

Look at that dot on that chicks forehead, she is either indian or has been east indian goggle fucked.

by eastindian August 13, 2011