Ethan

A fucking faggot. Loves big cock. Thinks he’s the boy when he copies all of Elliott’s jokes. Is also severely retarded and clapped

Person1: That guy is such and Ethan
Person2: yeh his life is sad

by SuccySuccy10buccy January 30, 2018

Ethan

the biggest snake i know.

quinn: you're acting so ethan right now

by lizzy8160 December 28, 2016

Ethan

A stupid boy that breaks up with girls every week. If it lasts that long. He usually looks ugly but has good taste in girls

Ethan:You can't beat me up it's her fault that we broke up 🙄

by Tiger CCC January 6, 2017

Ethan

a weak ass pussy who dates nasty 11 year olds instead on a normal human being

wow hes a ethan
You act like ethan

by donydabomb January 12, 2017

ethan

ethan is a ugly sack of shit and he should break up with his gf and date aidan cuz they are perfect for each other and they need to date ....

gf i love ethan

ethan "walks over to gf and breaks up with her then goes to aidan"

aidan hey sexy

ethan i want to anal you

aidan get over here and pull down your pants big dick daddy

ethan "moans"

by analme February 12, 2020

ethan

A scrawny south african white boy with a tiny penis that you would need a magnifine glass to see it. He likes phillipenos and men but can never get either of them. He is a world known virgin and a total pedo. His blond hair looks like mouldy french fries from a run down rip off macdonalds.

Nisha- hey ethan i just wanted to say how dumb you are to try get with me your freind looks loki better.

by nisha cancel October 27, 2019

ethan feldkamp

Ethan Feldkamp is a 120 pound string bean that is rejected by woman at all cost.

Come on man don’t be an Ethan Feldkamp get into the weight room.

by _Tim.P_ August 15, 2020