Egg

A very fun virbating toy for a woman. Usually remote control. Can be worn anytime (in a class, walking the dog, etc.) Give you a very discreate way to have an orgasm with out a dildo, penis, or your fingers.

Alex: Is that cum on your pants Jaime?
Jaime: Yeah, I bought one of those "egg" things that you wear any time.
Alex: Got bored during that lecture?
Jaime: Hell ya! just reached in my pocket, flipped the switch to on, got wetter and wetter then finally, i cummed all over my pants.

by Jaime December 27, 2003

Egg In The Nest

A minor variation to egg in a nest, where an older man whose hair is thinning has a bald (often shiny) slaphead part on the top with a band of hair present around the sides.

The hair is the nest and the skin of the bald head is the egg.

"Mate, you have an egg in the nest"
"Haha, my dad has an egg in the nest"
"I suppose I am just a bit of an egg-in-the-nester."

by Charlie Deacon July 7, 2008

egg them on

Give false hopes ; Ilude someone you're friend with so that the person may think you want to go out with him/her.

" If citizens know they do not want to go out with someone else they must not egg them on in the first place". "The edge of reason" - Helen Fielding

by Teacher Thiago Sousa February 13, 2009

Egg

WIGGLE JIGGLE! YELLOW MIDDLE!
THATS THE BEST OF WHAT YOU ARE!
(i love you egg!)
WHITE AND TENDER SURROUND THE CENTER!
SITTING COZY IN THE CRACKLING SHELL!
(i love you~!)
VITAMINS AND MINERALS IN YOU
OODLES OF THE PROTIENS TOO
(oodle doodle!)

maruoooo LOVES eggs.. seriously...
oodle doodle

by WeZil October 27, 2004

egg mcmuffin

When you crack and egg on a chick's ass before you penetrate it, using the raw egg as a lubricant and degrader.

I ran out of anal ez so I just pulled an egg mcmuffin on the bitch.

by Husayn ibn Ali September 29, 2006

Egg drop soup

When a person earns their redwings by licking up a woman's thick soupy monthly, and in the process, inadvertently swallows the chicks unfertilized egg.

I got way to drunk last night and ate out my girl friend. The bitch didn't tell me she was on the rag, and I think I had some egg drop soup.

by Man-O-Whore May 30, 2006

egg packer

A derogatory or joking term used by homosexuals that refers to heterosexuals, especially heterosexual men. Literally, it refers to the act of coitus where a penis pushes back a woman's ovaries, or eggs. The term mocks the connotation of a slang term for homosexuals, fudge packer. Egg packer is akin to breeder, also referring to heterosexuals.

Gay guy 1: Where do you think that hotty's off to?
Gay guy 2: Knowing our luck, I'd say to see his ho.
Gay guy 1: (Sigh) Silly egg packer. Will they ever learn?

by gndhs December 10, 2008