joke-eat

The art of eating beyond one's limitations; pushing oneself to the point of almost vomiting.

I'm so full but I need to joke-eat at least 3 more of the tacos to get to 10.

by jokeeatingchamp November 25, 2011

tactical eating

When you're eating food such as biscuits and grapes and you leave the last one in the packet as you know if you eat the last one you're gonna have to put the rubbish in the bin which is the otherside of the room.

However a battle can ensue if other members are playing the tactical eating game where noone eats the last item of food in the packet

2 Loungers are watching a movie in a living room and there is one biscuit left in the pack.

Lounger 1: Hey dude, why don't you have the last biscuit, I left it for you
Lounger 2: Nah that's cool dude, i'm totally stuffed, why don't you have it? I know you love them
Lounger 1: Godammit... he got me there

Hence Lounger 1 loses the tactical eating game

by London_guitarist August 7, 2010

eat the charge

Take the blame for an illgal situation that cause legal repercussions.

" If we get stopped , I'll eat the charge.

by Dee11 April 13, 2016

Eat the Poptart

Similar to eating the pizza but in this version it is the female who has her period on top of a poptart and then the person of her choice must eat the poptart.

Dude!! Abby just made me eat the poptart. It was terrible.

by Baron von Alfonz Montesquie September 19, 2012

eat a brownie

phrase for someone to shut the fuck up and eat a brownie

ayo stupid bitchass nigga you horny ass nigga you tryna pack on discord dot com my nigga shut you bitchass up nigga go shut the fuck up and eat a brownie stupid ass nigga

by Amonglord July 18, 2021

eat that boy

To receive head or give head

1.Can you eat that boy ?
2. I'm going to eat that boy.

by Novaj September 25, 2017

Eating the turnbuckle

Going down on a girl with a tampon in.

Marty's like a vampire, he likes eating the turnbuckle when his girl is on her period.

by Cpt Bonz February 17, 2017