sanchez eater

a thick pompous mustache usually sported by overrated western actors and 70's porn stars capable of consuming other inferior sanchez's

Sam Elliot has a monumental sanchez eater in the movie tombstone

by jagonanyone May 17, 2008

The Eaters

Late night, drug fueled, gack eyed, sketchy types, that eye you with forceful lusting appetite with intent to dominate and devour you. They feed on your submission. You are their prey, and they will pounce if you allow them. These are the many that have no remorse, no empathy, only full throttled, ego injected, desirous rampage.

I felt the glazed gaze of The Eaters upon me, as I reached for my last drink at the after, after, afterparty.

by CruelWorld27 June 13, 2011

Kilometer Eater

-The ultimate sub who knows how to suck a cock.
-The opposite of a millimeter defeater.

Bro, my gf was the ultimate kilometer eater last night.

by The muginater April 15, 2022

Soggy Bean Eater

A derogatory name for a Filipino Douche Bag.

"Hey, you know that Leeland kid down the hall? He is such a Soggy Bean Eater."

by Anon32546541 October 28, 2011

crusty ass seahorse eater

A guy who is crusty and eats seahorses

That crusty ass seahorse eater is searching for MORE seahorses to eat

by Seahorse Eater April 20, 2017

Eastenders

Eastenders is a British Soap Opera for people that have a very low IQ. Viewers of this programme may have a variety of other conditions including grotiness, being overweight or being utterly devoid of culture. The entire premise of the programme is based on the day-to-day lives of smelly make-believe people who cannot talk properly. Typical settings include a chip shop, a launderette, a garage and a pub. This programme is the chocolate beard that spoils the BBCs otherwise perfect washroom.

"Hello Dot - How are your varicose veins today?"

"Oo - not so bad - I'll see you down the launderette later"

"OK - unless I see you at the pub first"

"Yes" Eastenders - Please ditch it BBC

by Ravens August 30, 2008

dingle berry eater

someone who eats small poop pieces stuck in a hairy ass hole

by poopoo face November 9, 2003