Dutch Baby

When you and your partner split the bill for the trip to the abortion clinic. (see also: 'going halfsies')

"My gurl told me she was pregnant, so we got an appointment to make a Dutch Baby at the clinic on Tuesday."

by ChodeLickMcGee May 15, 2018

Dutch Graffiti

During the physical act of unprotected love, to pull out of your loved one and ejaculating on the wall, thus avoid showering said loved one with unwanted gentleman’s spray paint.

I was destroying Pamela’s bonus tunnel last night. She hate spunky hair, so I had to paint some Dutch Graffiti all up the bedroom wall!

by JoeyMoose April 30, 2019

Keg Duty

n. the binding and obligatory job of the party goer in charge of the keg procurement, transportation and functionality. The party hinges on the effectiveness and completion of said job.

Partygoer #1: Who's on keg duty tonight, it's getting pretty late...
Partygoer #2: I think Jim is on keg duty... yeah he should be here by now; if he doesn't arrive soon this party is gonna die...

by slapadabass April 18, 2011

Call Of Duty Musk

The smell one developes from playing too much Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2

Mom: Damn son you stink, what gave you been doing?
Son: I think it might be my Call Of Duty Musk

by dman595 February 6, 2010

dutchess

a type of cigar similar to swisher sweets commonly used to roll marijuana with.

I split the dutchess and filled it with weed.

by Drew Dollars December 24, 2008

Dutch Courage

Alcohol induced self-confidence, the beverage in question was gin, or genever (juniper), the main ingredient.

I think I need some Dutch Courage to ask this hot chick out tomorrow night.

by brockhoward September 27, 2011

Dutch Easy Bake Oven

Similar to the classic dutch oven, a Dutch Easy Bake Oven refers to a situation when a fart travels within an individual's garment, up to their face for smelling.

Because of my snow gear, i threw up while snowboarding and experiencing a Dutch Easy Bake Oven.

by Wolfe February 24, 2006