doing a GF

To post a photo of your newly-acquired love interest on the internet, usually in a forum, and then sit back and watch as everyone posts various photoshopped images of them in various states of weirdness and/or tears into your certainly-doomed relationship with such venom that you will slowly feel a new rectum being formed on your person.

Named after the legend that is Gamerfreak.

"Pixplz?"
"I'm not doing a GF just yet!"

by Ekona October 30, 2008

doing roots

To put a curse on someone. To cause a person supernatural harm or bad luck.

"... but a story goes round that a woman tried to run Mollie Moon off of that property of her'n 'cause she be doing roots, but Mollie offered to smooth over ..." from Love Potion by Gerri Brooks

"My wife was doing roots on me after she found I had been with that girl."

by zvacs April 27, 2008

doing homework

An inconspicuous manner of telling another that you are leaving to go masturbate.

Hey man, sorry I couldn't go to the strip club with you. I was doing homework.

by ja1ck October 17, 2011

How you doing

How you doing

- Joey Tribbiani from F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Girl: hey
Boy: how you doing

Girl: 🤤

by Poo head shit face September 3, 2019

doing nothing

Vigorous masturbation

Matt: So Greg, what are you doing today?
Greg: Oh, i'm doing nothing much really.
Matt So, in other words you are going to masturbate vigorously all day.
Greg: ...yes.

by Justin Till October 1, 2009

doin' a paul mc cartney

when a man reaching middle-age seeks to convince his family that a girl nearer his kids age is his ideal bride. regardless of the inevitable protests offered up by his family and friends, he then defies them all - only to regret it later.

"dude, you're doin' a paul mc cartney dude"

by little-miss can't do wrong March 4, 2007

Doink

Sexual Intercourse.

the less aggressive word of FUCK.

"Did you doink her yet?"

by LEc2 May 14, 2003