dirty rodeo

when a man is doing a woman anally and whispers "thats how your sister likes it" and then sees how long he can hold on

when bob was doing marissa, he pulled a dirty rodeo and got held on for a split second

by sex god April 10, 2004

Dirty Brandon

When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob immediately followed by a handjob and swallows both times.

Kelly really knows how to give a dirty Brandon, I could sleep the rest of the week!

by fresh cucumber April 16, 2020

Dirty lala

Dirty lala is when you get some of your own poo in your hand and run up behind someone and rub it accross their eyes and then yelling "you got pink eye!"

I saw a guy I knew from high school, he was a real jerk, so I crapped in my hand and ran up behind him and smeared the poo accross his face and yelled you got pink eye! he got a dirty lala

by Mr. Mindsweep January 31, 2011

dirty charles

When you put dirt, and then water into your erect penis, and then ejaculate mud all over the wall

I did a dirty Charles last night, but I forgot to clean up, and my parents kicked me out of the house because of it

by FatRipper July 17, 2020

Dirty Mat

Someone who has the absolute pinnacle of amazing schlongs and will never hurt you and never make you cry. Also fuck you eric

Yo its yuh boi Dirty Mat

by TotallyNotMat August 28, 2019

Dirty Nolan

Wearing a Hawaiian shirt to a funeral

“My grandma died last week, the funeral yesterday sucked”

“Why would you say that?”

“Jeremy pulled a dirty Nolan”

“Oh”

by dirty_dawson October 07, 2019

Dirty Quam

The Dirty Quam is when you are massaging a penis so hard that it breaks, or becomes wounded. After a penis encounters a Dirty Quam, it should be immediately wrapped and protected from other Dirty Quaminators.

"Last night my boyfriend was pissing me off, so I gave him the Dirty Quam"

"I can't believe he waited 4 months to tell me I Dirty Quamed him"

"I was really drunk when we started to get it on, so I probably gave him a Dirty Quam"

by kskeezy May 04, 2009