Death

Ending your life subscription early

I heard Bobby Deathed

by Poorly_drawn_lore October 20, 2021

Death Unicorn

A unicorn that is 9 feet tall, drinks blood, and eat human flesh. It gets its powers from Death Rainbows, which are rainbows made of blood, trust me, look it up. It also has teeth sharper than anything you have and will ever seen in your life. If you ever come across a Death Unicorn, I wouldn't even bother running, they're faster than even snails!

"Hey bro, what's up?"
"THE DEATH UNICORN! IT'S RIGHT ABOVE US"

by Mafia Pigeon March 15, 2022

camera death

When playing a video game with two or more players, and one of the players dies because of the camera angle (i.e. is scooted off the screen into a cliff, or scooted into enemy fire). This is generally a graphics flaw and is not the fault of the player.

Oh man! My guy died a horrible camera death.
Your Boba Fett keeps sending my Darth Vader to a camera death.

by Lisa Jordan June 23, 2007

Shovel Death

Ther Best way to kill someone... with a shovel... and your left nut hanging out of short shorts.

"Im So Gonna shovel Death Katherine Cassey!"

by HITLER HAS A VAJJ March 23, 2008

Raining Death

Something so indescribably horrific. The act of DEATH being rained upon in the form of an attack. Preferably anything by The Juggernaut.

I was playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and Pikachu started Raining Death on my ass with that Thunder Attack! ...So I rained death on her ass with THE JUGGERNAUT!

by Banana? October 9, 2009

the Death Pout

The death pout is the equivalent to the art of mooching.
Usually, the death pout is used to get what one wants.
It starts with seductive behavior. If it fails, it leads to abusive behavior. At last, when all has failed, the death pout proceeds.
Also known as the "poka-fayce".
The death pout is most famous among the female race, when trying to persuade another female or male to share their food. Also to persuade them to have sex, or to buy them caffeinated beverages.
The death pout typically does NOT work.

Chick 1: -walks up with starbucks-
Chick 2: GIMME SOME UH YO COFFEE.
Chick 1: NO. I bought it, go get your own!
Chick 2: -moans, tries to seduce chick 1 out of her coffee-
Chick 1: -stares- It's not working.
Chick 2: DAMN! -lunges for coffee-
Chick 1: NOOOO! -pushes chick 2 away-
Chick 2: -DEATH POUT-
Chick 1: .... Oh. -flees the scene-
Another tale of a failed death pout.
The death pout will never die!

by Starbucks Lesbo. March 11, 2011

erotic death funk

Harder than funk, funkier than metal, sexier than funk metal.

More of a description of individual songs than a real genre, but may extend to entire albums and some artists could even be described as such.

Usually the result of a harder funk metal band bringing in a (possibly female) guest vocalist from another genre...with sexy results.

-Yo, did ya hear dat song Primus did wit' Tricky's vocalist Martina?
-Yeah, I never thought a Primus song could be sexy. It's like "erotic death funk".

by Dhaka-dice March 5, 2013