roman curtains

A superb Vagina that has nice folds like premium roman curtains

Jess has porn quality Roman curtains Unlike Amy’s leftover roastbeef meat curtains

by Atom meatshaft D July 10, 2020

curtain whipping

Clambagging. The female equivalent of tea bagging; when a female puts her crotch in someone's face, especially mouth.

I was just sitting down and that lady started curtain whipping me out of the blue!

by Sammkat November 16, 2012

Pork curtain

Ball sack stretched out.

Antonym of Beef curtain (oversized vaginally inner lips).

I stretched his pork curtain out

by 2021Galileo November 13, 2021

chewbacca curtains

A pair of hairy, furry, or shaggy carpet covered like low hanging labia lips hence the reference to the star wars character Chewy the Chewbacca...lol

Hey Bruh....heard you'd been chewing on your ol' lady's Chewbacca Curtains..lol

by izakbwalz October 10, 2017

the curtains are clear

When a woman’s nipples are showing through her shirt. Likely due to cold weather.

The AC is on full blast and all the curtains are clear.

by JZames October 18, 2022

Quivering Beef Curtains

When a woman's vagina looks like an open face roast beef sandwich having a seizure while she is twerking.

Did you see Shafawnduh out on the dance floor twerking? All I could focus on was her quivering beef curtains!! Gross.

by Supafly&JiggaBoo April 23, 2017

the curtains will close

it will end.

Vincent: Don't pull the trigger, Matt! The show must go on!
Matt: And soon, the curtains will close. *PULLS THE TRIGGER*

by mr no name kid February 20, 2017